Ringtones

Here are some ringtones.

Short tones (for alerts, text messages, etc.)

• "That's a pocket pass!" 0:06 96 KB Uncle Drew (Kyrie Irving), Pepsi MAX commercial
• "Oh, that's messed up." 0:03 125 KB and "Now that's a dope shirt." 0:04 144 KB Russell Westbrook, Mountain Dew Kickstart commercial
• "I'll charm him with a guitar solo." 0:02 117 KB Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett, Stern's Metallica pinball game
• "I had a few Chardonnays, what of it?" 0:03 123 KB Mr. Herlihy (Edmund Lyndeck), Big Daddy
• "Does anybody know how to post videos to Facebook?" 0:04 161 KB Stacey King, Chicago Bulls television color analyst
• "That's literally the worst place I can imagine!" 0:05 185 KB Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari), Parks and Recreation, "Freddy Spaghetti"
• "I don't understand how that works. What am I supposed to do with him?!" 0:04 73 KB Captain Sharp (Bruce Willis), Moonrise Kingdom
• "Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit." 0:03 48 KB Amy Sedaris, "You Can't Kill the Rooster", Barrel Fever
• "Cooked his brain, just like you'd roast a chicken." 0:03 49 KB David Sedaris, "Cyclops", Naked
• "Really something, my butt. You haven't got a clue." 0:04 61 KB David Sedaris, "Giant Dreams, Midget Abilities", Me Talk Pretty One Day
• "Christ almighty, you could land a chopper on an ass like that." 0:03 57 KB David Sedaris, "A Shiner like a Diamond", Me Talk Pretty One Day
• "Well you can just go to hell!" 0:01 27 KB David Sedaris, "Adult Figures Charging Toward a Concrete Toadstool", When You Are Engulfed in Flames
• "You're just a...a mess, is what you are!" 0:04 69 KB David Sedaris, "This Old House", When You Are Engulfed in Flames
• "Shit so hard I think I sprained my asshole." 0:03 126 KB David Sedaris, "That's Amore", When You Are Engulfed in Flames
• "Who the fuck goes camping with a baby?" 0:04 144 KB David Sedaris, "That's Amore", When You Are Engulfed in Flames

Longer tones (for phone calls, if that's your thing)

• "T.N.T." 0:14 235 KB AC/DC, High Voltage, 1976
• "Heat of the Moment" 0:10 166 KB Asia, Asia, 1982
• "Clash City Rockers" 0:29 473 KB The Clash, The Clash (U.S.), 1979
• "Digital Love" 0:20 332 KB Daft Punk, Discovery, 2001
• "You Are Invited" 0:36 593 KB Dismemberment Plan, Emergency & I, 1999
• "Centerfold" 0:17 278 KB The J. Geils Band, Freeze Frame, 1981
• "My Drug Buddy" 0:31 503 KB The Lemonheads, It's a Shame About Ray, 1992
• "Academy Fight Song" 0:29 1,021 KB Mission of Burma, Signals, Calls and Marches, 1981
• "Beggar's Bowl" 0:28 455 KB Polvo, In Prism, 2009
• "Speakers Push the Air" 0:28 465 KB Pretty Girls Make Graves, Good Health, 2002
• "Harborcoat" 0:25 407 KB R.E.M., Reckoning, 1984
• "Planet Telex" 0:14 224 KB Radiohead, The Bends, 1995
• "Everything in Its Right Place" 0:21 343 KB Radiohead, Kid A, 2000
• "Tom Sawyer" 0:24 399 KB Rush, Moving Pictures, 1981
• "The Headmaster Ritual" 0:35 573 KB The Smiths, Meat Is Murder, 1985
• "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me" 0:30 488 KB The Smiths, Strangeways, Here We Come, 1987
• "Rain on Tin" 0:30 499 KB Sonic Youth, Murray Street, 2002
• "Hey Nineteen" 0:32 530 KB Steely Dan, Gaucho, 1980
• "The Less I Know the Better" 0:22 591 KB Tame Impala, Currents, 2015
• "Super Ultra Mega" 0:27 697 KB Tilts, Tilts, 2012
• "Love Bomb" 0:18 292 KB The Tubes, Love Bomb, 1985
• "Jamie's Cryin'" 0:30 484 KB Van Halen, Van Halen, 1978
• "Drop Dead Legs" 0:29 474 KB Van Halen, 1984, 1984
• "Troublemaker" 0:15 238 KB Weezer, Weezer (Red album), 2008

Zip file

You can download everything in one shot: cb-ringtones-2016-10-05.zip 11.6 MB.

How to install on your iPhone

1. Download the .m4r file(s).
2. Get the file(s) into iTunes (drag/drop, or File > Add To Library, etc.).
3. Sync your iPhone, selecting the ringtones in the sync settings.

Other ways to install on iPhones

There may be apps for this, I have no idea.

For Android phones and other crap

You could probably convert the audio files to a suitable format and go from there.